a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
(via tsunderesausage)
IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
ur wish has been granted
omg i wanna marry both of you.
(via calibornscandycorntooth)
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
(via tsunderesausage)
add the movie Superstar to the list of things I’m not sure how my parents let me watch as a child
(Source: professorpester, via cockbyting)
why am I laughing so hard
o thank god
I want more of this!
I always laugh so hard at these.
lolz
IMMEDIATE REBLOG EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP.
L.
(Source: ornithomimid-girl-gang, via english-bavarian)
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
(via dahbluepeepswhiteydragon)
