three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
Idiot:Legalizing gay marriage will destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage.
Intelligent person:Well, what about divorce? Doesn't divorce destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage as well? If so, why aren't you against divorce? What about people like Kim Kardashian who get married for three months and then get divorced? Should we ban her from ever getting married again? I didn't think so.
Idiot:Legalizing gay marriage will open the doors to other types of marriage, like being able to marry your dog, family member, or several people at once.
Intelligent person:People thought the same thing about interracial marriage and it's been legal for quite some time now. I don't recall any doors being opened to interspecies marriage because of interracial marriage. Furthermore, there are several states that allow you to marry your first cousin and I believe that door was opened by traditional marriage, not gay marriage.
Idiot:Legalizing gay marriage will redefine the word "marriage".
Intelligent person:Words are redefined every day and people don't seem to mind. If they redefined the word "marker", would you protest it because "marker" has had a set definition for years? Switching around a few words so that same-sex couples are included in the definition cannot and will not affect your existing marriage in any way, shape, or form.
Idiot:Marriage is about reproducing. Two people of the same sex cannot reproduce.
Intelligent person:What about sterile men and infertile women? They're still allowed to get married. Why not ban that as well? And if you want to get technical, gay couples can reproduce via a surrogate, but that's probably a little too technical for you, Mr. Idiot.
Idiot:Legalizing gay marriage will devalue existing traditional marriages.
Intelligent person:If two total strangers living several hundred miles away from you getting married affects your marriage somehow, then I don't think your marriage was that strong to begin with.
Idiot:The Bible states that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Intelligent person:The Bible says a lot of things, but this country is not governed by what the Bible says. This country is governed by what the Constitution says and the first amendment states, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
Idiot:Marriage and family go hand-in-hand. In order to properly raise a child, the child must have a mother and a father. If we legalize gay marriage and same-sex couples raise children, the children will grow up confused.
Intelligent person:A child does not need to have both a mother and a father in order to grow up secure and successful. If you don't believe me, you can visit the man who lives in the White House. As for same-sex couples raising children, several scientific studies have concluded that being raised by same-sex parents does not affect a child's self-esteem, gender identity, or emotional health.
Idiot:Gay marriage is against my religious belief and as an American I reserve the right to religious freedom.
Intelligent person:Really? Gays getting married will not take your religious freedom away. You're allowed to believe in whatever you want, but you're not allowed to try and impose your beliefs on me by trying to take my rights away. That is not religious freedom.
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.”—Gary Provost (via qmsd)
my dog just jumped out of the second story window of our house
Ok, let me start from the beginning.
I have a dog, and his name is Jay. His birth brother lives next door to us with my bestfriends/second family, where he actually lived also for an amount of time. So Jay reeeeally loves them. Like, he’s jumped over the privacy fence in the back of our house via the mulch pile just to get to them.
Needless to say when he sees/hears them he freaks out and wants to get to them anyway he can (before i go on; its not that hes unhappy at our house. he loves us too, its just like seeing your other set of parents or something for him)
So today i was just chilling in my room, when all of the sudden i hear my mom start screaming “JAY GOD DAMMIT! STUPID FUCKING DOG! JAAAAAAAAY!!” and I’m just like oh holy hell what did he do now. So I leave my room and see the front door open and Im like “dammit he got out somehow again” so I go out front and luckily my mom and the aforementioned neighbors had already caught him. I helped my mom carry him back into the house (easier than dragging him besides the fact he lost his collar somewhere in this mess) and when we got there my mom told me he jumped out of the upstairs window.
Hes perfectly fine, no injuries or anything, but oh my god.
“Furthermore, why would ‘Consensual-Con’ be so bad? There is Yaoi of consensual sex, as I’m sure you know. Heavens forbid we should focus on consensual but equally ‘hot’ yaoi, because that’s no fun. So much more fun to focus on rape. And yes, I AM taking this personally, as are many people, because you’re downsizing the seriousness of assault and turning it in to something to giggle at, thereby playing in to the rape culture that ‘even if they said no, they were still asking for it’.”