Just got this in an email In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy. Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly associated with your name, your face, your phone number come March 1st.” And this applies retro-actively if you don’t act today. You can protect...
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
vitalregionsseized: rainbrows: hehatesnow: hopethehero: hetaliakingdom: sassy-gay-mermaid-dick: sassy-gay-ghirahim: meguu: albino animes with vivid red eyes
sexually-aggressive-cas: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
The 17th gif in your folder with only one person...
lightangel333: zeus-hamilton: paxinveritate: casti-fucking-el: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: thegifinyourfolder: Submitted by: momochromatic ..ok I’m okay with this. I’ll Kill Eridan before he kills me ouo clearly i will not be a homosexual :B
Tomorrow is self-harm awareness day. Reblog if...
gales-mate: sarkyfancypants: ohh-jaah: ...
Whatchamacalit: Coloured Cosplay Appreciation Post →
nobnon: xskylar: Hello! First of all, I do not have many coloured (specifically dark) friends who cosplay. These are friends I know who do though. For the record, I am making this post because it makes me SICK hearing and reading about people who say that only certain people should be allowed to do it. Namely… THANK YOU!!! Your gender/race/body type mean JACK SHIT when it comes to cosplay. ...
drownmysorrowsintea: vitalregionsseized: davechokingonjohnshugedick: tipsy-gnostalgic: magikoopas: oh no i forgot that tomorrow is march braces self for huge loads of fanart of the worst thing this fandom has ever created i just choked back a sob actually it’s the worst thing Hussie’s calendar artist people ever created. It’s pretty frightening. Oh man, Oh God. I … I might...
i-locked-austria-in-the-closet: delightfully-awkward: himapapaftw: kiss-mah-sass: segastarlit: Jesus Christu Rook at zhat body I have definitery bought tickets to this gun show fUCK FUCK SOMEON E CALL MLFIE LAIERT girl look at zhat body girl look at zhat body girl look at zhat body I work out i sense a doujinshi coming on
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear: leloulove: riningear: awesomeblogofwin: there-is-no-pumpkin: wait what? how are they gonna sweep? Something this urgent and straightforward might mean that they’re suspecting that the FBI will kick down your doors at six in the morning if you’ve been involved in any recent raids. If you’ve been involved in any raids, even remotely, pack your shit right now and hit the...
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
Buon San Valentino IRL
lightangel333: italiancrybaby: felicianovargastheofficeslut: [股海苔] Omigosh!!! I need this!!!!! Oh wow!
ambieheartsturtlep0rn: -textuallyactive: am i the only teenager that actually enjoys learning about history you have yet to met the hetalia fandom
“Find yourself a real boyfriend and stop...
lightangel333: meerkatgal156: mylittlecornerofdreams: drivemytardis: sympathyforthedragon: wheelu: Totally not Sherlock related gif, but it fits :T (watch me over-use this gif haha)
OH GOD SOMEONE TAKE THESE HOBNOBS AWAY FROM ME
glasmond: alofthehomo: colourmekate: alofthehomo: colourmekate: beccadactyl: I opened them about 5 minutes ago and I’ve demolished half the pack. WHAT’S A HOBNOB? CAN I HAVE ONE? HOBNOBS ARE THE MARINES OF THE BISCUIT WORLD THOSE LOOK REALLY GOOD. I WOULD LIKE ONE PLEASE. I WOULD RECOMMEND A CHOCOLATE HOBNOB Guys Just so you know Those are called Hobbits in German ...
a romantic story →
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fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
fwips: John Watkittens Sherlockitty Holmes Meowcroft Holmes James Pawiarty