Benedict Cumberbatch and alternative careers...
If he started selling sleeping bags, he could be Benedict Slumberbatch
If he studied mathematics, he might be Benedict Numberbatch
If he wasn't quite singing, he'd be Benedict Humberbatch
If he went on Strictly, he'd be Benedict Rumba-batch
If he took up dancing aerobics, he'd be Benedict Zumba-batch
If he was messy with food, he'd be Benedict Crumberbatch
If he were a dentist, he'd be Benedict Gumberbatch
If he got a blog, he'd be Benedict Tumblr-batch
If he felled wood, he'd be Benedict Lumberbatch
If he played guitar, he'd be Benedict Strumberbatch
so hey, you know that creepy guy I mentioned before? He’s in my problem solving class too. thank god he’s not in my third class of the day, I don’t think I could handle that… I have another friend of sorts in there instead! :3 EDIT: to those who replied to my first post, yes, it is exactly the guy you’re thinking of :B
so you know that one creepy kid that hangs around all the time but nobody likes? he’s in my weightlifting class. OTL
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SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Glee fandom: Thanks a lot, RIB!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!!!
Hetalia fandom: DON'T HURT ME I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HURT A VIRGIN I DON'T WANT TO DIE I HAVE PASTA I CAN COOK YOU PASTA VEEEEEE DON'T HURT MEEEEE
Homestuck: IT'S SBURB GUYS IT'S REALLY HAPPENING
martininamerica: I don’t do this very often, but I feel the need to defend my fans. I can’t help but notice a general distaste for the YGOTAS fandom in the YGO community. I think a lot of the hostility toward them probably stems from the fact that a lot of them don’t take YGO very seriously at all. And there’s the fact that a lot of them equate my show with the actual YGO product, which is...
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Unpopular Opinion about Benedict Cumberbatch
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I’ve been using the oddest words for expletives…. I’ve already been using the word ‘muffins’ for years, so I’m used to that coming out of my mouth. But the other day I legitimately used the word ‘bollocks’, and today it was ‘buckets’ where is this even coming from
TRANS* IS NOT A CRIME: Trans* is a crime in Canada →
stripey-dani: archer-and-anders: Under Sec 5.2(1)(c) of the ID screening regs of Aeronautics Act: “An air carrier shall not transport a passenger if the passenger does not appear to be of the gender indicated on the identification he or she presents.” This means that anyone who is a post-op or non-op trans* person can be… There’s a petition guys. Please sign it. Do it.
mahaldaddy: Speechless. that instrument…. what is this sorcery?? also not gonna lie, i totally thought that one lady was gonna steal all of his money XD
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