The hobbit you just called fat? He's skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He's been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs&large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That Elf you just made fun of for crying? She just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Reblog this if you're against bullying in Middle-Earth.
(finally able to start these up again. oh the college life, how i love thee)
Character you wouldn’t mind having as a parent:
I have two different answers to this (surprised readers are oh so surprised). My initial, and first answer was Japan. He would certainly be strict, but not in a mean way, and I think he would be more understanding than a the ‘typical’ Japanese parent, because he’s a Country and rather than just a human. Plus, I’d get to live around Japanese culture!
My second tought/answer is Sweden. I cant get the whole family picture of Sweden and Finland being the quasi-parents of Sealand out of my head - its just too sweet! And I know, like Japan, Sweden wouldn’t be a mean/harmful parent, though he’d probably be even more detached than Japan would.