May 2013
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pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
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Anonymous asked: I agree Gavin should be Doom that's my head cannon but everyone thinks he should be Time cause of the Slow Mo Guys
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ok i really love rtstuck and i accept all of the popular headcanons, but like
it really bothers me that gav isnt a doom player? like why was it decided that he was time? because of his clones from that one short? pfff
i feel like hes definitely more doom though. i mean the green color, the destruction of things, yeah
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averypottermormon:
thetremblingofmyhand:
My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.
But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.
Do you see how this might be an issue?
you’re my hero
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neongenesisevangelion64:
oh my god
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feed me
redbean ice cream: ideal husband or wife
greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of
mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend
banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you
mango ice cream: a tumblr ship
strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites
mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of
cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
vanilla: how i found your blog
orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you
green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours
jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have
orange tea: a secret that i've kept
oolong tea: my first love
strawberry tea: favourite outfit
milk tea: current fashion obsession
bubble tea: fashion pet peeve
strawberry iced tea: your best feature
nerdache-cakes:
All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.
Hif.
spartan-butts:
the weirdest fucking thing happened today.
i slept from 4pm until now.
what.
the.
fuck.
was it a good sleep? :o
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i
I
I DID IT
I
I BEAT KH2 ON PROUD MODE
11:00 PM, SUNDAY MAY 19TH 2013
I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED A THING
*single tear*
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OMFG ASFLJASF
I JSUT WANT TO HIT YOU
ASDFLKJSD
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so today while talking to a coworker i referred to liechtenstein as ‘she’ without even thinking
Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
fawkess:
coolman229:
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
what the fuck is wrong with this website
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LIFE HACK
blufemmedic:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.
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miss-nerdgasmz:
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
somethinghunters:
i am at least 88% rooster teeth now
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thepacosanchezz:
my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
